This is no innuendo for anything. Yesterday we slaughtered some turkeys and we didn't have any time to tickle them. I wasnt around for the actually killing of the turkeys, but I was for sure a part of the processing of them. Its a really fun process.
First you take the just recently murdered turkey and drown it in hot water to make sure its fully dead. Im joking you know these things are dead because they arent moving at all. You soak them to start to loosen the feathers off their body.
Next you play a nice game of tug and war with the dead turkey body to pull off all the feathers you can. You try to get everything with your hands, and then here comes the fun part. You take one of those horror movie butcher knives and take all your anger out on this dead turkey. You chop its head off and its feet off. Really thats a great job if your mad.
After that you take the turkey and throw it into this machine that kinda throws it all around. It kinda looks like a ball in one of those bingo ball mixers. Since these turkeys are old and past their prime, all the feathers will not fall out, so we had to pick out all the remaining feathers hand by hand. This is where I came in and this was the closest we were allowed to tickle the turkeys. After all the feathers are out we gut them and rinsed them down before throwing them into a big tank of water for them to stay for a while while we deal with all the other ones. It was a fun experience.
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